Straight shootin' sonofabitch, you sonofabitch!

Geoge Bush- So confident, so tough, so put together. This guy has things 'handled'. W. shoots an imaginary gun and REAL smoke comes out!

Bush is starting to look more like a monkey than an actual monkey. He seems to be grooming another 'unseen' monkey.

George Bush is happy as hell to meet with Morgan Freeman. After the meeting, staff had to tell the president that it was actually Kofi Annan.

Baby Barbara looks on (Soap Opera Style) as the First Lady fixes herself a Black Velvet.

George Bush announced today that spy work helped thwart terrorists plotting to fly into L.A. skyskrapers.

Could Bush look any more like King Kong in this picture?!?!

George Bush gets the cold shoulder from Rev. Al Sharpton

George Bush finds some time to round up some hookers on his trip to Mar del Plata, Argentina. Meanwhile, people riot.

George Bush outlines his plan to bomb the hell out of bird flu.

His first mission: Learn how to pronounce Tamiflu.

George and Laura Bush hop out of a helicopter in style. The 'no-look' wave and all that jazz. Look closely at LB's nose - Minor Cosmetic Surgery?